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COME ON IN AND HAVE A SEAT. WELCOME TO A VIEW OF THE WORLD THRU MY EYES. "THE FOG HAS LIFTED AND NOW I SEE". YOU CAN THANK ME FOR THAT. HA HA HA HAAA This page and site is just begining. "WEIRD LAWS" 1)In McLough Kansas,it's illegal to wash your false teeth in a drinking fountain 2)Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the US since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000 ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates 3)In Coeur d'Alene Idaho, if a police officer suspects a couple of having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their honk 3 times, and wait 2 minutes before being allowed to approach the scene 4)In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth 5)Women in Joliet, Illinois can be arrested for trying on more than 6 dresses in one store 6)In Illinois, it is illegal to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets 7)An ordinance in Newcastle,Wyoming, specifically bans a couple from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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HERE IS HOW THIS MESS GOT STARTED. WAS NOT MY FAULT,YA KNOW!! 1)Five Jell-O flavors that did NOT go over at all were:celery,coffee,cola,apple,and d-con 2)In Indep. Mo,trained vultures roosting on building tops have taken to snatching wallets hidden underneath bad taupes 3)4 outta 5 doctors laugh at patients, waiting for 2 hours in the waiting room with colds, KNOWING they cannot help them 4)If you could unfold your brain,it would cover an ironing board and you would die 5)If the average household harbors 2.4 children..geez..what does that poor .4 kid look like?? 6)There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on Ronald McDonald's buns 7)Only animal besides humans that can get sunburn is Rosie O'Donald 8)Policemen eat close to 10 billion doughnuts every year 9)Dogs sweat through their paw,and they urinate on their maw 10)The first product to ever to have a UPC bar code was a Singer sewing needle 11)It takes 548 peanuts to make a 12 ounce jar of peanut butter,excluding Linus 12)Everyone weighs one percent less at the equator,except Richard Simmons 13)In Warsaw Mo. in 1983, a large venus flytrap was said to have contained two zippers and velcro inside it | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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